Conversations with a Miserable Piece of Shit
Thanksgiving
Acquaintance: Hey, Man! You got any plans for Thanksgiving?
Miserable Piece of Shit: Of course I do! Who doesn't have plans for Thanksgiving?
Acquaintance: Well, let's hear it.
Miserable Piece of Shit: Well, first of all, I plan on getting up at twelve in the afternoon and think to myself "fuck, I'm still alive; why, God? Why?" Then, I have plans to watch back to back episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia while wolfing down gallons of ice cream for no particular reason. Afterwards, I plan on drinking a couple of beers while watching Fight Club for the hundredth time. And finally, before going to bed, I plan on jerking off while watching lesbian porn.
Acquaintance: *silence*
Miserable Piece of Shit: How about yourself? You got any plans for Thanksgiving?
- Rafi Omar
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